Bangin'
November 6th – Quite dull today. Only got a few screeching cars that could have easily taking out my little sapling. Way to drive, assholes.
Anyway, the only interesting thing was the minivan o’ commotion. They also drove into the lawn, did three full circles in the 4 way intersection, started screaming, drove into the crazy neighbor’s lawn, honked several times, and fled the scene.
Is honking punishable by law? It should be, quit it damnit. I’m concentrating on useless trivia. My sister told me we eat 200 spiders a year, so I had to find out more idiotic crap. Did you know if a female ferret goes into heat and cannot find a mate, she dies? I bet the bar scene for ferrets is BANGIN! (God I hate that word)
Anyway, the only interesting thing was the minivan o’ commotion. They also drove into the lawn, did three full circles in the 4 way intersection, started screaming, drove into the crazy neighbor’s lawn, honked several times, and fled the scene.
Is honking punishable by law? It should be, quit it damnit. I’m concentrating on useless trivia. My sister told me we eat 200 spiders a year, so I had to find out more idiotic crap. Did you know if a female ferret goes into heat and cannot find a mate, she dies? I bet the bar scene for ferrets is BANGIN! (God I hate that word)
posted by Crazy Neighbors at 9:46 PM
1 Comments:
That was a lie, about the spiders. But I thought it was true until the internet quiz told me it wasn't, or I probably wouldn't have mentioned it. They said we only eat a couple spiders yearly.
If you're worried, I advise you stay away from chocolate, which, according to FDA standards, can have UP TO:
1. Insect Filth
a. The chocolate in six (6) 100 gram subsamples contains an average of 60 or more insect fragments per 100 grams.
or
b. Any one subsample contains 90 or more insect fragments, even if the overall average of all the subsamples is less than 60.
2. Rodent Filth
a. The chocolate in six (6) 100 gram subsamples contains an average of more than 1.0 rodent hair per 100 grams, regardless of the size of the hairs or hair fragments.
or
b. Any one subsample contains more than 3 rodent hairs even if the overall average is less than 1.0 rodent hair.
Only at these levels is the chocolate considered sub-standard.
Thanks, government.
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